well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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