I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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