I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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