You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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