i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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