the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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