I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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