Who did Billy Mays play for?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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