We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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