Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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