I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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