You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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