Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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