My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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