are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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