Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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