She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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