Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
