whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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