I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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