oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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