farters have to be the big spoon...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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