Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Say something about gay babies.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize