Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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