I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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