thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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