coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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