windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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