Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
pray to the hookup gods
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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