shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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