how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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