So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I would ride that face into the sunset
FUCK WHALES
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