Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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