After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I said "one day" and that day is not today
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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