New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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