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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
They left me at home... I'm a liability
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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