these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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