my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My vagina just recognized that song.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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