Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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