Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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