Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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