your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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