I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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