I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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