Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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