the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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