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WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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