I hope mine doesn't look like that
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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