It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
