Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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