His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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