plz talk dirty to me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
