and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet