Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im part way to drunk.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful