do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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