after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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