How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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